Date: 12/21/2010

DEAR SANTA part 1

Twas that special night, I was all snuggled in bed, with images of naked ladies dancing in my head, then I thought oh Sh1t! I'm sure I've been caught, better plead my case bout Santa's nawty list, or Im sure to be dissed, cause if I don't my heads sure to hang, when the Jolly Fat Man don't bring me a thang, So here I go: Dear Santa Look I'm sure you know, I been bad rotten to the core, but when you come upon my door, please remember I'm only me, an I forgot you could see, but when those ladies smile n wink, and I drink n drink, being good is far from my mind, ooh I just wana slap slap slap their behind, n with their boobies bouncin up n down, come on Santa even you couldn't frown, sorry I partied with the elves, didn't know that was your stash upon the shelves, didn't mean to get Mrs. Claus drunk, n sorry you found Jack Frost in her bunk, swear it was all in jest, the reindeer fly better now that they've recovered n rest, didn't know Prancer could fly upside down, n hey eventually Rudolph was found


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